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Dead Hipster Reveals Shocking Truth

10/29/2015

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Home Inspectors and savvy realtors warn buyers to beware of the glitz. Check out the basement, they say, it's where you'll find the ugly truth. 

Buyers of this Logan Square estate were astonished to discover an unsuspected horror: Unfairly traded non-artisanal coffee. Most revealed that they would be unable to occupy such a home. But one prospective Logan Square Immigrant noted, "he probably just stored his Ipsento Sumatran beans in there, great re-purposing man". 
Logan Square 

TAGS agent, artisanal, basement, bogeyman, bungalow, buyers, cafe, chock full o nuts, coffee, coffee can, estate, fair trade, hipster, home, home inspector, immigrant, irony, north side, re-purposing, realtor
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    A Buyer's Agent specializing in Chicago Multi-Units, Vintage Single Family Homes and other Unique Real Estate Properties

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