Seller Stages Home to Attract Those People

The seller of this converted Ukrainian Village storefront was adamant she appeal to those people, you know, she squawked, the ones who get it. Ninety-four days later, nobody seems to get it, except those that aren't permitted to buy the property due to a school across the street.
Ukrainian Village
TAGS pedophile, playground, school, CPS, Pritzker, Mitchell, Walter Payton, Ukrainian Village, West Town, Candyland, Beanie Babies, freaks, storefront, converted, realtor, buyers, agent, Chicago, strange collections white van