In-Laws Prevented From Coming Up

After several months of late night kitchen snacking in the buff interruptions, numerous unsolicited opinions on how to best grow his business, and several instances of hard to recover remotes, an Albany Park homeowner has decided to permanently cut off his In-Laws access to his first floor living space. The owner has been selling his house with the tagline, "finally, a Chicago 'in-law' that keeps them where they belong!"
ALBANY PARK